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Tonight's main event · all sides vs. common sense

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Round 01 · Civics

Constitutional Crisis Bingo

Every square is a headline. Democracy has never looked this collectible.

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Round 02 · Wellness

My Body, My Choice (But Make It Kale)

Protest-poster energy for people who read every label at the farmers market.

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Round 03 · Identity

My Pronouns Are U.S.A.

Maximum patriotic volume. Zero indoor voice.

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We mock the system, the spectacle, and every side convinced it owns the punchline.

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